I am blogging from the road! It's 5:16am as I start this post and we are in...Kentucky, I believe. We've driven through Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio (Oh wait, just kidding, we're in Ohio). Josh and I took 5 Hour Energy today at around 9pm last night when we decided that we'd do the stereotypical roadtrip thing and drive all the way through the night. Normally I suppose, you'd trade off with your partner--one sleep while the other drives and then the trade off. We decided that'd be too lonely of a drive, thus we clinked our 5 Hour shots and bottoms up! Hence the soon-to-be sunrise that we'll witness (first one of the whole trip, and in romantic Ohio too). Oh, I guess I failed to mention where we're heading. We're going home!
We had a lot of fun in our short stint in St. Louis. We stayed for three days because it poured our first day there, making it kinda silly to pay to go up into the Arch. But we went yesterday. Josh has already been up in the Arch once before with his family a long time ago. Which turns out to be a good thing because they don't allow wheelchair users to go to the top. It sucks but also makes some sense because in order to get to the trolleys you have to go down numerous flights of steps and then once you're in the trolley, it's about the size of a toilet stall (except shorter) and then at the top, there's a bunch of stairs too. We've brainstormed how to make it accessible and we think it'd work but somehow I don't think they'll be altering the monument anytime soon. But yes, I went to the top and didn't have a panic attack in the tiny trolley. Although, it was a close call, ha. The view was pretty incredible. It felt higher than the Sears Tower (ahem, Willis Tower) even though it was only about half as high.
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| The Arch |
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| The door to the trolley. It's four and half feet high. That's it. |
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| The sign at the top: 630 ft. whoo hoo |
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| Funny little corridor at the top with little windows to look out at the city below |
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The inside of the trolley. Looks a bit like five toilet seats...
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| View from the top |
Josh hung out in the Museum of Westward Expansion and learned about Louis and Clark’s expedition across the western portion of the U.S. as well as meandered around an art exhibit. I came down to meet him and we looked at the art together then and had ourselves a good life lesson. We each picked out our favorite piece and then showed it to the other. It turns out that because of our literal physical perspective, we each passed over the other’s favorite. Due to our physical angles and the light casting a glare, neither of us saw the beautiful intricacies of the paintings. Until further inspection (due to each other’s encouraging) we didn’t see the specialness and uniqueness of the art. It was a fun realization and we decided that it was a good dose of perspective—which is healthy from time to time (as long as it doesn’t coincide with a piece of humble pie—which no matter what anyone says, isn’t a tasty combination). |
And then today, we went to the City Museum. If you have kids or know kids or are a kid inside of an adult form, take off work and drive to Missouri and go to the City Museum. It. Is. Amazing. It is one large jungle gym. It is every kid’s dream come true and gives every adult that spark of playfulness. Anywhere you went inside the building you could hear exclamations of ‘This is so cool!’ There are kid-sized holes in every nook and cranny of the place. Holes which, no matter how much you might want to, if you’re the parent, you just ain’t following. Unless of course, you are only three feet tall and the width of a green bean.
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| Stuck in a tree house |
In the course of our day, we cruised down slides, met some dinosaurs, chilled with the stalactites (mites??) and traversed the body of a whale, Jonah style. I also went down a ten story slide. Actually, to be honest, it was ten stories to the top (that's a lot of stairs) and seven stories of slide, by hey despite the false advertising it was still way cool. The museum certainly wasn’t your traditional museum. Nothing stuffy about it. The third floor did have a more traditional take on museum stuff though. It had old architecture stuff, pieces of famous buildings, collections of door knobs and marbles, and a whole lot of circus stuff (did I mention there’s a circus school also inside the museum—like legit circus school? Bendy people and juggling all that on a bouncy trampoline.) It was really, really awesome.
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| Slide number one of many during the day. It was kinda painful to my bum... |
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| T-Rex fossil inside the caves. Really big chompers on that sucker. |
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| Inside the human sized kaleidoscope |
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| A little half-pipe action in the skateless park (yes, skateless) |
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| Oh, did I forget to mention that the museum is home to the world's largest pencil? With an eraser that actually works and lots of Pennsylvania graphite in the tip. |
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| The more traditional portion of the museum had old toilets? |
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| Really fun slide!! |
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| Josh did it too!!!!!! |
It was an epic museum. Full of fun and imagination and playfulness. Things we like very much and in the course of the last two years, have lost some of. It was good to tap into it again and be reminded of how playful we can be!
It's now 5:56 (took a really long time to upload pictures with a mobile hotspot) and the sky is beginning to lighten. We're about 10 miles from Columbus, OH. If all goes well, we'll make it to our lovely little home sometime today sometime just after lunch. Unless we fall asleep. In which case, who knows. We're going to get back to our audiobook (in the course of our trip we have listened to Prey by Michael Crichton, The Help by Kathryn Stockett and now we're onto Term Limit by Vince Flynn) and enjoy the coming sunset.
See you all soon!